What movies have not aged well?
15.06.2025 01:04

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Bond slapping Tracy.
Is it possible to revive a dead person in real life with black magic?
A View to a Kill
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
Octopussy
-”Ah so!”
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
Are narcissists happy people generally?
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
Should parents force their kids to go to school when they are sick?
Live and Let Die
Dr No
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
You Only Live Twice
Why do men like women gold diggers?
Diamonds Are Forever
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
What are some life hacks for living on your own?
-J W Pepper
From Russia With Love
-All the bad guys are black.
Do you believe that Jesus was God on Earth?
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
Could You Live Without a Computer? I Can. - The Free Press
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
Goldfinger
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
Moonraker
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.